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Due to the naughty nature of our merchandise we cannot accept refunds.
You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for a full refund if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
We will cover the cost of shipping and you should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, please Contact Us with your order number and details about the product you would like to return. We will respond quickly with instructions for how to return items from your order.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
All Items will be shipped at a flat rate. Through Pirate Ship (USPS or UPS)